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An optimist stays up to
see the New Year in.
A pessimist waits to make
sure the old one leaves.

1.-Knock knock-
2.Who's there?
3.Boo.
4.Boo who?
5.There there don't cry,
it's only a knock knock joke.

1.-Knock knock-
2.Who's there?
3.Madame.
4.Madame who?
5.Ma-dame foots caught in the door.

1.Will you remember me in a day?
2.Yes.
3.Will you remember me in a month?
4.Yes.
5.Will you remember me in a year?
6.Yes.
7.I don't think so.
8.Yes I Will!
9.-Knock knock-
10.Who's There?
11.SEE YOU ALREADY FORGOT!

1.-Knock knock-
2.Who's there?
3.Wendy.
4.Wendy who?
5.Wendy wind blows the cradle
will rock.

1.Boy - I like your teeth.
2.Girl - Aww thnx.
3.Boy - It reminds me of a song.
4.Girl - Aww which one?
5.Boy - Black & Yellow.

Q.What does a blonde have to do after using the computer?

A.Put the mouse back in the cage.

8.Mom: Son, your in big trouble. Son: Why? Mom: Cause your texting while your in school! Son: What?! You texted me first!

9.Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are infront of your ears.

10.Dad: I'm new to Facebook, you mind accepting my request? Son: You created a Facebook account WTF! Dad: What does WTF mean? It means WELCOME TO FACEBOOK.

11.Mom: What does idk, ily and ttyl mean? Son: I dont know, I love you, talk to you later. Mom: Ok, I will ask your sister.

12.-Knock knock- Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

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